Wow. I don’t even know what to say about this. Left Lane Cruiser is playing some pretty intense stuff here, and the washboardiste, whose identity is a mystery to me, is pretty much beating the hell out of his board, which he plays with sticks à l’américaine inversé. He manages to work in elements of his drum kit as well, including his bass drum, a cowbell, and a cymbal, all of which he beats like a rented mule. At the end of the song, I thought wryly to myself, “Now he needs to break the washboard over the drum kit,” and then he–well, just see it for yourself.